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It transpires thatt there is no effective method for killing demons made of wet sawdust.

Seaside Town Of Vampires.

My holiday takes me to a resort for which I
have distant but fond memories of innocent
pleasures and fine bars. I wander the littered streets
until I find my favourite cantina, now flyblown and murky.
The proprietor fails to recognise me, and I order a coffee.
Sitting outside in the an sunlight I am depressed by the
changes that have taken place in this once beautiful seaside
town. Many shops are boarded up, the youth seem preoccupied
with the dusty ground, and the cinema has been transformed into
a seemingly unpopular bingo hall. Worst of all are the diminutive
vampires who bawl along the promenade biting the legs of passers-
by. The only way to deal with these pointy-toothed parasites is
to kick them viciously into the quay, I entertain myself morosely
in this way for about half an hour, sustaining only slight scratches
from the fangs of these riviera nosferatu. Things are not what
they used to be around here. The thought reminds me
uncomfortably of my ageing body, and my own repressed desire
to live vicariously the lives of others. I realise that although
I can understand the sad plight of the vampires, I cannot
resist the urge to kick them, flailing, into the grey
ocean. I return to my room, and sit at the window.
If there were an observer, I imagine that they
might see the cloud-scattered evening sky,
reflected in my dark pupils.

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